4 Funny Jokes To Start Your Weekend

It’s Friday!

We have a big, holiday weekend in front of us but don’t panic…I’ve got your back. Here are 4 funny jokes to keep you laughing:

Marriage

Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage?

A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener.

 

Weight Loss

All my life I thought air was free…until I bought a bag of chips.

 

Relationship

After waiting two hours for her date, Sarah concluded she’d been stood up. So, she changed into pajamas, made some popcorn and flopped down in front of the TV. Then the doorbell rang–it was her date. He took one look at Sarah and gasped, “You’re still not ready?”

 

Texting Moms

Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away. LOL.

Son: Why is that funny?

Mom: It’s not funny, David. What do you mean?

Son: Mom, LOL means Laughing Out Loud.

Mom: I thought it meant Lots Of Love. I have to call everyone back.

 

(*Courtesy of Reader’s Digest – Jokes )

 

Share these with your friends and I hope everyone has a wonderful Memorial Day Weekend!

To all our military people and families — Thank you!!

Thank You

 

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What Can Spring Teach Us About Life?

Everyone loves Spring, even with the high pollen levels that come with it.

Spring

You’ve just survived a long winter of snow and brown, leafless trees. Those first flowers and tender green leaves popping from the trees are like an espresso on the morning after a really late night. You smile, your energy increases and (if you’re like me) you itch to get out to work in the garden/yard.

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We all know life is hard, full of trials and tribulations.

  • They can be health issues, financial troubles, emotional trials or even grief from the loss of a loved one or a broken relationship.
  • They can last a few days, a few weeks or even a few years.
  • They may even occur together or overlap each other.

But, one thing they all have in common is that eventually the issue will be resolved.

  • Financial troubles — you get a new job, you refinance your mortgage or maybe you sell a few items to get ready cash.
  • Health issues — you get cured, get on the correct medicine or recuperate from a surgery.
  • Emotional trials — you get a new therapist, you adjust to a new medication or you get some much-needed support.
  • Grief — you “learn to live” without the loved one (that’s about all you can do), you get back into the dating pool or you rebuild your self-esteem damaged after an abusive or bad relationship.

Since the trials and tribulations are so rough getting through, it makes the upswing afterwards like Spring after a tough Winter. The sun feels warmer, the trees are budding out and early flowers are popping up everywhere. Rejoice!

daffodils

So whenever you are going through a rough patch in your life, keep in mind that a Spring is on the horizon. Sooner or later, this trouble will be resolved and you will be celebrating a Spring.

Here are a couple inspirational quotes that may help:

“This too, shall pass.” (Bible)

“The sun will come out…tomorrow…” (Annie)

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.” (Walt Whitman)

 

Photo Challenge: What Makes Me Smile

This week’s Daily Post Photo Challenge is smile. Boy, that’s an easy one because so many things can put a smile on my face.  Some that top the list would be nature, my family, gurgling babies and cats. There’s a very good reason why there are so many funny and adorable cat photos and videos online. It’s to make people like me laugh and smile, boosting our mood and lowering our stress level.

So here are a few photos of my two, adorable smile-makers. I hope they give you a big smile, too.

cat in a box

 

cats at the door

 

cat

 

cats in bathroom sink

 

cats in laundry tote

Have a great day and share a smile with someone else today. A smile is universally understood. 🙂  🙂  🙂

Photo Challenge: Sunrise/Sunset

This week’s Daily Post Photo Challenge is Rise/Set.

We just to live just off the shores of the beautiful Lake Erie. This is one of the many sunsets we enjoyed.

sunset over Lake Erie

Here are a few other photo challenge posts:

Ahhh, So Serene

Air Plant Collage

Scenes From Atop

 

Top Ten Tuesday! Ten Signs That You’re Addicted To Blogging

Are you addicted to blogging??
Start your 2018 with some humor…Thanks Phil

The Phil Factor

10. Going about your normal day you have a random thought that is followed, without pause, by the thought, “I’ll have to put that on my blog.”

9. Your hear a joke or see a movie and you think to yourself, “I’ll bet IdahoBlogWoman274 would think that was funny.”

8. You use your work computer for blogging more than working.

7. You actually think that your thoughts, life, or ideas are so interesting that you’ve got more than one blog.

6. You’ve upgraded, your computer so that you can blog better, whatever than means.

5. The word “blogiversary” is now part of your vocabulary.

4. You like people in the blog world better than the ones in the real world.

3. When you go on a family vacation you take your laptop with you and berate every helpless desk clerk unfortunate enough to work for a hotel with a bad…

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2017 in Review

Wow, 2017 went fast, didn’t it?

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So, let’s look back…

Some new blogs I followed:

The Zen Hiker – Hiking in the Hudson Valley

The Blessings of Animal Companions – Reflections of living with and caring for animals

Night Owl Poetry – Dorinda Duclos

Wolf’s Birding and Bonsai Blog – My birding trips and bonsai activities in and around Cape Town

Aimee Eddy  – Advocate, Overcomer, Insightful

 

My most popular posts: 

Photo Challenge: Air Plant Collage

Photo Challenge: Scenes from Atop

A Salute to Mother Earth!

Wanderlust through Books

Bonsai Expo at Duke Gardens

Bonsai

 

My accomplishments:

We adopted sisters from the Durham Independent Animal Rescue for Valentine’s Day.

cats in sink

Quinn (left) & Harley (right)

To read more about our little sweethearts –  Two Warm Hearts For Valentine’s Day

We bought our house and are now setting down roots in our new state, North Carolina.

I finished the manuscript for my second book, 2 Cats, a Bodyguard & an Heiress (working title), and will begin sending it out to agents and publishers.  Elizabeth has a stalker and now an ex-military bodyguard. So much for plans of a relaxing summer…

And I have continued to meet so many interesting people all over the world through social media!

Share some of your accomplishments in the comments below, no matter how small. Every accomplishment deserve praise!

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