We have a big, holiday weekend in front of us but don’t panic…I’ve got your back. Here are 4 funny jokes to keep you laughing:
Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener.
All my life I thought air was free…until I bought a bag of chips.
After waiting two hours for her date, Sarah concluded she’d been stood up. So, she changed into pajamas, made some popcorn and flopped down in front of the TV. Then the doorbell rang–it was her date. He took one look at Sarah and gasped, “You’re still not ready?”
Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away. LOL.
Son: Why is that funny?
Mom: It’s not funny, David. What do you mean?
Son: Mom, LOL means Laughing Out Loud.
Mom: I thought it meant Lots Of Love. I have to call everyone back.
(*Courtesy of Reader’s Digest – Jokes )
Share these with your friends and I hope everyone has a wonderful Memorial Day Weekend!
To all our military people and families — Thank you!!